Ben Badler
Alex Rodriguez = David Ortiz

Career postseason numbers:

David Ortiz, Lord Of All That Is Clutch:

289 PA, 69 H, 18 2B, 2 3B, 12 HR, 41 BB, 64 SO, .908 OPS (.283/.388/.520)

Alex Rodriguez, Chokiest Choker Who Ever Choked:

299 PA, 69 H, 16 2B, 0 3B, 13 HR, 37 BB, 63 SO, .884 OPS (.277/.386/.498)